{"id":2974,"date":"2006-02-24T01:06:00","date_gmt":"2006-02-24T01:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=2974"},"modified":"2017-12-21T16:17:45","modified_gmt":"2017-12-21T22:17:45","slug":"made-with-real-babies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2006\/02\/24\/made-with-real-babies\/","title":{"rendered":"Made with Real Babies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Man, who knew they could puree so smoothly?<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/yobaby.jpg\" alt=\"Made with Real Babies?\"><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Man, yogurt for babies.  Baby vomit that requires no interaction on the part of babies&#8217; actual digestive systems.  And unlike other yogurts which are made from industrial foundry by-products, this stuff is all organic.<\/p>\n<p>One expects the companion product is Yo Mama.<\/p>\n<p><i><font size=\"1\">(See also <a href=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2006\/02\/14\/made-with-real-koalas\/\" target=\"_new\"><i>Made with Real Koalas<\/i><\/a>.)<\/font><\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Man, who knew they could puree so smoothly? Man, yogurt for babies. Baby vomit that requires no interaction on the part of babies&#8217; actual digestive systems. And unlike other yogurts which are made from industrial foundry by-products, this stuff is all organic. One expects the companion product is Yo Mama. (See also Made with Real [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2974","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2974","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2974"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2974\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18892,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2974\/revisions\/18892"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2974"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2974"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2974"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}