{"id":29608,"date":"2022-03-06T10:21:43","date_gmt":"2022-03-06T16:21:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=29608"},"modified":"2022-03-05T10:24:22","modified_gmt":"2022-03-05T16:24:22","slug":"wherein-reality-proves-brian-j-wrong-almost-immediately","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2022\/03\/06\/wherein-reality-proves-brian-j-wrong-almost-immediately\/","title":{"rendered":"Wherein Reality Proves Brian J. Wrong, Almost Immediately"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On Thursday, I <a href=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2022\/03\/03\/i-went-to-m-word-university\/\" target=\"_new\" rel=\"noopener\">asserted<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Funny thing; although the university sends me glossy magazines on occasion, they don\u2019t try to hit me up for money any more.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>On Saturday, this arrived:<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/timetorise.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>Maybe they actually hit me up all the time for money, but I pay so little attention I don&#8217;t notice.<\/p>\n<p>The volunteers have stopped calling, though.  I think.  Maybe they just don&#8217;t have my number at Nogglestead.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On Thursday, I asserted: Funny thing; although the university sends me glossy magazines on occasion, they don\u2019t try to hit me up for money any more. On Saturday, this arrived: Maybe they actually hit me up all the time for money, but I pay so little attention I don&#8217;t notice. The volunteers have stopped calling, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-29608","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29608","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=29608"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29608\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":29609,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29608\/revisions\/29609"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=29608"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=29608"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=29608"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}