{"id":29562,"date":"2022-02-18T05:38:29","date_gmt":"2022-02-18T11:38:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=29562"},"modified":"2022-02-18T05:38:29","modified_gmt":"2022-02-18T11:38:29","slug":"brian-j-s-recycler-tour-continues-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2022\/02\/18\/brian-j-s-recycler-tour-continues-4\/","title":{"rendered":"Brian J.&#8217;s Recycler Tour Continues"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On February 18, 2016, I quipped:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>When the little old lady threw her shoulder into me, knocked me off my chair, and took my ten of hearts, I realized it wasn&#8217;t a misprint: we were really playing contact bridge.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Also, on February 18, 2020, when I was taking a triathlon class at the YMCA, I said:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>I kick through wood better than I kick through water.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Given how few martial arts classes I&#8217;ve had in the last year, this might no longer be true.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On February 18, 2016, I quipped: When the little old lady threw her shoulder into me, knocked me off my chair, and took my ten of hearts, I realized it wasn&#8217;t a misprint: we were really playing contact bridge. Also, on February 18, 2020, when I was taking a triathlon class at the YMCA, I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-29562","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29562","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=29562"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29562\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":29563,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29562\/revisions\/29563"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=29562"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=29562"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=29562"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}