{"id":29558,"date":"2022-02-17T10:25:25","date_gmt":"2022-02-17T16:25:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=29558"},"modified":"2022-02-16T19:28:50","modified_gmt":"2022-02-17T01:28:50","slug":"what-one-doesnt-hear-from-the-basement-office","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2022\/02\/17\/what-one-doesnt-hear-from-the-basement-office\/","title":{"rendered":"What One Doesn&#8217;t Hear From The Basement Office"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You know, I amaze my beautiful wife sometimes when I can hear the propane delivery across the house and across the garage buffer zone, a package delivery, or the mail carrier visiting our mailbox sixty or eighty yards down the driveway (that one&#8217;s easy, as I can hear the pattern of acceleration and braking&#8211;both acceleration, I know, physicists, but give me a break, okay?&#8211;as she (Ginger, now Cara) drives from our mailbox to the next.<\/p>\n<p>But <a href=\"https:\/\/www.ky3.com\/2022\/02\/16\/explosion-injures-springfield-city-utilities-employee-damages-plant\/\" target=\"_new\" rel=\"noopener\">an explosion at the power plant up the road<\/a>?  Nah, brah. <\/p>\n<p>Although it was not dramatic; from the picture in the article, it looks like something small in a shed might have gone up.<\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile, the city of Springfield is <a href=\"https:\/\/www.ky3.com\/2022\/02\/15\/exhaust-stacks-james-river-power-station-come-down-saturday-morning\/\" target=\"_new\" rel=\"noopener\">blowing up another of its power plants on purpose<\/a>. <\/p>\n<p>Because excess power generation capacity is so <em>civilization<\/em>, man.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know, I amaze my beautiful wife sometimes when I can hear the propane delivery across the house and across the garage buffer zone, a package delivery, or the mail carrier visiting our mailbox sixty or eighty yards down the driveway (that one&#8217;s easy, as I can hear the pattern of acceleration and braking&#8211;both acceleration, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-29558","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29558","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=29558"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29558\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":29560,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29558\/revisions\/29560"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=29558"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=29558"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=29558"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}