{"id":29486,"date":"2022-01-24T07:25:25","date_gmt":"2022-01-24T13:25:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=29486"},"modified":"2022-01-23T16:49:32","modified_gmt":"2022-01-23T22:49:32","slug":"words-of-wisdom-i-will-pass-onto-my-boys","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2022\/01\/24\/words-of-wisdom-i-will-pass-onto-my-boys\/","title":{"rendered":"Words of Wisdom I Will Pass Onto My Boys"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.ozarksfirst.com\/local-news\/national-news\/dont-approach-lab-monkey-missing-after-crash-people-told\/\" target=\"_new\" rel=\"noopener\">Don\u2019t approach lab monkey missing after crash, people told<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;re not a lab employee, any interaction with a lab monkey is going to be the start of some awful movie.<\/p>\n<p>They say that the monkey, one of 100 in a trailer, was headed <em>to<\/em> the lab when the accident occurred.  But, c&#8217;mon, man, we know that&#8217;s exactly what the authorities would say if the opposite were true.  The monkey had nothing to do with the lab-American community.  We get it.  <\/p>\n<p>And we&#8217;re all going to get it&#8230; whatever it is&#8230; the first time someone tries to befriend this monkey.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/CnVf1ZoCJSo\" title=\"YouTube video player\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Don\u2019t approach lab monkey missing after crash, people told. If you&#8217;re not a lab employee, any interaction with a lab monkey is going to be the start of some awful movie. They say that the monkey, one of 100 in a trailer, was headed to the lab when the accident occurred. But, c&#8217;mon, man, we [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-29486","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29486","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=29486"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29486\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":29489,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29486\/revisions\/29489"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=29486"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=29486"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=29486"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}