{"id":29474,"date":"2022-01-22T06:26:32","date_gmt":"2022-01-22T12:26:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=29474"},"modified":"2022-01-22T06:26:32","modified_gmt":"2022-01-22T12:26:32","slug":"i-wrote-a-short-story-about-this-once","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2022\/01\/22\/i-wrote-a-short-story-about-this-once\/","title":{"rendered":"I Wrote A Short Story About This Once"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/nypost.com\/2022\/01\/21\/mechanic-totals-3-4m-ferrari-on-test-drive\/\" target=\"_new\" rel=\"noopener\">Mechanic totals $3.4M Ferrari after smashing into tree stump on test drive<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Except in my short story, &#8220;Joy Ride&#8221;, a valet &#8220;borrows&#8221; a Corvette for a ride over his break, and instead of totaling it, he puts it in a ditch and scratches it.  Which might be totaled depending upon the age and mileage, I suppose.<\/p>\n<p>Man, I wrote a lot of short stories when I was in college, back when I thought people might like to read what I wrote.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mechanic totals $3.4M Ferrari after smashing into tree stump on test drive Except in my short story, &#8220;Joy Ride&#8221;, a valet &#8220;borrows&#8221; a Corvette for a ride over his break, and instead of totaling it, he puts it in a ditch and scratches it. Which might be totaled depending upon the age and mileage, I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-29474","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29474","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=29474"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29474\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":29476,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29474\/revisions\/29476"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=29474"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=29474"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=29474"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}