{"id":293,"date":"2003-09-19T02:19:00","date_gmt":"2003-09-19T02:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=293"},"modified":"2018-08-03T11:41:13","modified_gmt":"2018-08-03T16:41:13","slug":"293","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2003\/09\/19\/293\/","title":{"rendered":"First One&#8217;s Kinda Bad, But The Rest Taste Better"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Electric Venom&#8217;s got a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.electricvenom.com\/oldvenom\/003364.php\" target=\"new\">post<\/a> on caffeinated sausages in Germany.  To sum up:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>But &#8220;How does it taste?&#8221; you ask?<\/p>\n<p>Dude, it keeps you awake longer so you can have more beer. Does it matter how it tastes?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>But it&#8217;s more <i>German<\/i> beer.<\/p>\n<p>Tonight I am drinking <a href=\"http:\/\/www.peroni.it\/hi.html\" target=\"new\">Peroni<\/a>, whose very literature reminds us that it&#8217;s beer made by American ally.  Werd.  And you know, after a couple, they don&#8217;t taste too bad.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Electric Venom&#8217;s got a post on caffeinated sausages in Germany. To sum up: But &#8220;How does it taste?&#8221; you ask? Dude, it keeps you awake longer so you can have more beer. Does it matter how it tastes? But it&#8217;s more German beer. Tonight I am drinking Peroni, whose very literature reminds us that it&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-293","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/293","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=293"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/293\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21714,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/293\/revisions\/21714"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=293"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=293"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=293"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}