{"id":29296,"date":"2021-12-06T06:59:45","date_gmt":"2021-12-06T12:59:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=29296"},"modified":"2021-12-06T06:59:45","modified_gmt":"2021-12-06T12:59:45","slug":"the-wrong-funny-hats","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2021\/12\/06\/the-wrong-funny-hats\/","title":{"rendered":"The Wrong Funny Hats"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Apparently, because I wear a fedora, Facebook thinks I like funny hats.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/scully.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve gotten this ad a bunch, and I don&#8217;t know why.  I&#8217;ve never worn a scully.  Well, I had a corduroy hat with a sloping front when I was in eighth grade, but I didn&#8217;t wear that hat very often&#8211;although I once drew a self portrait for an art class that actually looked like me, and I was wearing that hat.  So maybe it just looked like the hat.  My friend Shaun favored hats like that&#8211;I think there&#8217;s a photo of us together, and he&#8217;s wearing a hat like that.  But, c&#8217;mon, man, do I look like some guy out of Southie?  Don&#8217;t answer that.<\/p>\n<p>I also get ads for some novelty headgear as well.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/americanhatmakers.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve also gotten some ads for top hats and steampunk abhorrations.  <\/p>\n<p>I am definitely <em>not<\/em> the target audience for these hats.  I take a classic fedora, 2&#8243; brim, 4&#8243; c-crown, black.  I accept no substitutions.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Apparently, because I wear a fedora, Facebook thinks I like funny hats. I&#8217;ve gotten this ad a bunch, and I don&#8217;t know why. I&#8217;ve never worn a scully. Well, I had a corduroy hat with a sloping front when I was in eighth grade, but I didn&#8217;t wear that hat very often&#8211;although I once drew [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[95,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-29296","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-advertisements","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29296","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=29296"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29296\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":29298,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29296\/revisions\/29298"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=29296"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=29296"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=29296"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}