{"id":29251,"date":"2021-11-23T08:59:01","date_gmt":"2021-11-23T14:59:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=29251"},"modified":"2021-11-23T08:59:01","modified_gmt":"2021-11-23T14:59:01","slug":"apparently-i-sexed-that-article-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2021\/11\/23\/apparently-i-sexed-that-article-up\/","title":{"rendered":"Apparently I Sexed That Article Up"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I recently discovered that an old article I&#8217;d written doesn&#8217;t appear on my publication list, and so I searched the Internet for the first line (<a href=\"https:\/\/duckduckgo.com\/?q=%22%27Most+robust+applications%2C+whether+desktop-+or+Web-based%2C+allow+multiple+users+to+log+%22&#038;t=h_&#038;ia=web\" target=\"_new\" rel=\"noopener\">&#8220;&#8216;Most robust applications, whether desktop- or Web-based, allow multiple users to log &#8220;<\/a>) to see if it appeared somewhere that I&#8217;d forgotten.<\/p>\n<p>Well.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/hotarticle.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>The third search result, and the sidebar suggestion, are the Wikipedia entry for Human Sexual Activity.<\/p>\n<p>That is the most spicy first line I&#8217;ve ever written.  Spicier than <a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B0051OZ5SC\/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=9325&#038;creativeASIN=B0051OZ5SC&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;tag=stlbrianj00-20&#038;linkId=8a7febe356451f69a792649ddcf5bf72\" target=\"_new\" rel=\"noopener\">Robert Davies tried to log onto FuckedCompany.com, and he could not, and he knew he was fucked.<\/a> even.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I recently discovered that an old article I&#8217;d written doesn&#8217;t appear on my publication list, and so I searched the Internet for the first line (&#8220;&#8216;Most robust applications, whether desktop- or Web-based, allow multiple users to log &#8220;) to see if it appeared somewhere that I&#8217;d forgotten. Well. The third search result, and the sidebar [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-29251","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29251","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=29251"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29251\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":29253,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29251\/revisions\/29253"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=29251"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=29251"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=29251"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}