{"id":2918,"date":"2006-01-25T04:53:00","date_gmt":"2006-01-25T04:53:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=2918"},"modified":"2017-12-22T06:49:07","modified_gmt":"2017-12-22T12:49:07","slug":"kevin-mcgehee-has-no-geek-cred","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2006\/01\/25\/kevin-mcgehee-has-no-geek-cred\/","title":{"rendered":"Kevin McGehee Has No Geek Cred"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Some of you readers might know that <a href=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2006\/01\/17\/blog-yee-hawd\/\" target=\"_new\">I have this thing about Kevin McGehee<\/a> of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mcgeheezone.com\/weblog\/\" target=\"_new\">Yippee-Ki-Yay!<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>&quot;Why?&quot;  Some of you ask.  &quot;After all, McGehee is cool; he&#8217;s got a Web log.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s not enough.<\/p>\n<p><center><\/p>\n<h3>Kevin McGehee Lacks Geek Cred<\/h3>\n<p><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Signs include:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>First of all, let&#8217;s address <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mcgeheezone.com\/weblog\/index.php\/weblog\/comments\/4018\/\" target=\"_new\">this<\/a>.\n<ul>\n<li>Dude, where&#8217;s the <a href=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2006\/01\/24\/mcgehee-commie-cyborg-from-the-past\/\" target=\"_new\">mad Photoshopping skillz<\/a>?  I mean, come on, Microsoft Paint comes with your computer; put your <i>back<\/i> into it!\n<li>Of all the characters in an <a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/title\/tt0073629\/\" target=\"_new\">obscure 30-year-old movie<\/a>, you&#8217;re comparing me to Riff Raff?  Dude, the only character only arguably better in the movie is Eddie.  I&#8217;m not suffering here.<\/ul>\n<li>Word on the street is that Kevin McGehee actually welcomed the Second Edition Rules.  I&#8217;m just sayin&#8217;.\n<li>Kevin McGehee: DC.  Me: Marvel.\n<li>In the great debate of Microsoft versus Linux, Kevin McGehee answers, &quot;Paper inside plastic.&quot;\n<li>Kevin McGehee <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mcgeheezone.com\/index.php\/zone\/kevinmcg\" target=\"_new\">claims<\/a> his first computer was a &quot;386-16MHz PC with a 40MB hard drive and 4MB of RAM, and with Windows 3.0 installed.&quot;  Brother, if your first computer didn&#8217;t have a brand like Commodore, Apple, Texas Instruments, Tandy\/TRS, or Timex, much less had a freaking <i>hard drive<\/i>, get out of town.\n<li>Kevin McGehee doesn&#8217;t know the difference between Florida DOT S1 Mixes and Wisconsin SuperPave PG 58-28 mixes.  (Okay, so that&#8217;s a bullet point that indicates that McGehee lacks <i>street cred<\/i>; however, I&#8217;ll include it here because I need to flesh out this list.<\/ul>\n<p>Friends, I have met geeks in my life, and Kevin McGehee is nothing but a <a href=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2006\/01\/24\/mcgehee-commie-cyborg-from-the-past\/\" target=\"_new\">potential Commie cyborg from the past<\/a> pretending to be a geek to win your confidence.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some of you readers might know that I have this thing about Kevin McGehee of Yippee-Ki-Yay!. &quot;Why?&quot; Some of you ask. &quot;After all, McGehee is cool; he&#8217;s got a Web log.&quot; That&#8217;s not enough. Kevin McGehee Lacks Geek Cred Signs include: First of all, let&#8217;s address this. Dude, where&#8217;s the mad Photoshopping skillz? I mean, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[33],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2918","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogging"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2918","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2918"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2918\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18947,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2918\/revisions\/18947"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2918"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2918"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2918"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}