{"id":28980,"date":"2021-09-23T05:13:25","date_gmt":"2021-09-23T10:13:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=28980"},"modified":"2021-09-23T05:13:25","modified_gmt":"2021-09-23T10:13:25","slug":"brian-j-s-recycler-tour-medical-tips-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2021\/09\/23\/brian-j-s-recycler-tour-medical-tips-edition\/","title":{"rendered":"Brian J.&#8217;s Recycler Tour: Medical Tips Edition"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From September 23, 2015:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>I was sitting on the edge of the roof for like an hour before I realized that gargoyling didn&#8217;t help a sore throat at all.<\/p>\n<p>I AM SO GULLIBLE.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>You know, I used to post those kinds of quips here, too; in the early years of MfBJN, you&#8217;d find a lot of one-liners and whatnot in posts.  I sure got away from that.  I&#8217;m not sure whether it&#8217;s the posting of one liners or of coming up with funny one-liners at all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From September 23, 2015: I was sitting on the edge of the roof for like an hour before I realized that gargoyling didn&#8217;t help a sore throat at all. I AM SO GULLIBLE. You know, I used to post those kinds of quips here, too; in the early years of MfBJN, you&#8217;d find a lot [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28980","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28980","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28980"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28980\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28981,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28980\/revisions\/28981"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28980"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=28980"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=28980"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}