{"id":2891,"date":"2006-01-09T04:23:00","date_gmt":"2006-01-09T04:23:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=2891"},"modified":"2017-12-22T09:18:56","modified_gmt":"2017-12-22T15:18:56","slug":"my-junk-mail-offends-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2006\/01\/09\/my-junk-mail-offends-me\/","title":{"rendered":"My Junk Mail Offends Me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Junk mail tonight:<\/p>\n<p><center><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/svetlana.jpg\" alt=\"Svetlana seeks.....\"><br \/>\n<\/center><\/p>\n<p>I tell you what, Svetlana, you&#8217;ve already mistaken me for a Canadian and a European man.  By the time you hit upon the truth, I&#8217;ll be less fooled than I would have been at the outset.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Junk mail tonight: I tell you what, Svetlana, you&#8217;ve already mistaken me for a Canadian and a European man. By the time you hit upon the truth, I&#8217;ll be less fooled than I would have been at the outset.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2891","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2891","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2891"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2891\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18975,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2891\/revisions\/18975"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2891"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2891"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2891"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}