{"id":28753,"date":"2021-08-06T07:34:01","date_gmt":"2021-08-06T12:34:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=28753"},"modified":"2021-08-06T07:34:01","modified_gmt":"2021-08-06T12:34:01","slug":"id-rather-have-the-product-i-imagined","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2021\/08\/06\/id-rather-have-the-product-i-imagined\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;d Rather Have The Product I Imagined"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>An ad for some frippery I saw on Facebook:<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/turnmeroyal.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>I thought, <em>How cool is that!  A reversible trenchcoat that turns into a cape!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Oh, but no.  It&#8217;s just some overpriced &#8220;artist&#8221; putting your face on some stock portrait background.  Which is not something I&#8217;m interested in.<\/p>\n<p>A trench coat that you can turn inside out and it&#8217;s a cape, now that might be tempting.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An ad for some frippery I saw on Facebook: I thought, How cool is that! A reversible trenchcoat that turns into a cape! Oh, but no. It&#8217;s just some overpriced &#8220;artist&#8221; putting your face on some stock portrait background. Which is not something I&#8217;m interested in. A trench coat that you can turn inside out [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[95],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28753","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-advertisements"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28753","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28753"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28753\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28754,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28753\/revisions\/28754"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28753"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=28753"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=28753"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}