{"id":28750,"date":"2021-08-04T06:30:58","date_gmt":"2021-08-04T11:30:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=28750"},"modified":"2021-08-04T06:30:58","modified_gmt":"2021-08-04T11:30:58","slug":"brian-j-s-recycler-tour-returns","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2021\/08\/04\/brian-j-s-recycler-tour-returns\/","title":{"rendered":"Brian J.&#8217;s Recycler Tour Returns"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Two years ago, I said:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Oh, no.  In the silent auction, I wrote my phone number in the wrong column.<\/p>\n<p>Now I owe almost nine million dollars for a peach pie and some chocolate cookies.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I was referring to the Republic Pregnancy Resource Center&#8217;s annual Bluegrass and Barbecue silent auctions (where I <a href=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2018\/08\/07\/good-morning-or-how-charity-silent-auctions-upset-my-musical-balance\/\" target=\"_new\" rel=\"noopener\">have shopped before<\/a>).<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s coming up this Friday, so I will have to shop very carefully.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two years ago, I said: Oh, no. In the silent auction, I wrote my phone number in the wrong column. Now I owe almost nine million dollars for a peach pie and some chocolate cookies. I was referring to the Republic Pregnancy Resource Center&#8217;s annual Bluegrass and Barbecue silent auctions (where I have shopped before). [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28750","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28750","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28750"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28750\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28751,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28750\/revisions\/28751"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28750"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=28750"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=28750"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}