{"id":28683,"date":"2021-07-27T13:07:02","date_gmt":"2021-07-27T18:07:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=28683"},"modified":"2021-07-27T13:07:02","modified_gmt":"2021-07-27T18:07:02","slug":"apparently-thats-very-brian-j-of-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2021\/07\/27\/apparently-thats-very-brian-j-of-me\/","title":{"rendered":"Apparently, That&#8217;s Very Brian J. Of Me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I mentioned the other day to my beautiful wife as we left the Walmart that I always parked in the same place so I never had to look for my car.  She said that was quite like me, which I assume means <em>efficient<\/em> and a <em>life hack for the Internet.<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>I mean, it&#8217;s not exactly the same place every time, but it&#8217;s close, especially for the places I go all the time.  At Walmart in Republic, I park in the last row of cars with the nose pointed to the right, the very edge of the parking lot.  At Walmart in Springfield, it&#8217;s one row to the left of the south doors right across from the Lot Cop portable camera cart.  At Pricecutter, it&#8217;s one row to the right of the west doors on the right.  At Sam&#8217;s Club, it&#8217;s the first west-driving row.  <\/p>\n<p>Unless I cannot, I point the nose into the right so I can see out of the rear window better when I am backing out of the space, which eliminates half of the lot generally when parking in place I don&#8217;t go normally. <\/p>\n<p>C&#8217;mon, man, what do &#8220;normal&#8221; people do?  Just park anywhere and have to look for their cars every time?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I mentioned the other day to my beautiful wife as we left the Walmart that I always parked in the same place so I never had to look for my car. She said that was quite like me, which I assume means efficient and a life hack for the Internet.. I mean, it&#8217;s not exactly [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28683","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28683","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28683"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28683\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28684,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28683\/revisions\/28684"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28683"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=28683"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=28683"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}