{"id":2846,"date":"2005-12-21T01:44:00","date_gmt":"2005-12-21T01:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=2846"},"modified":"2017-12-23T16:57:33","modified_gmt":"2017-12-23T22:57:33","slug":"wherein-brian-muses-loses-daddy-cred","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2005\/12\/21\/wherein-brian-muses-loses-daddy-cred\/","title":{"rendered":"Wherein Brian Muses, Loses Daddy Cred"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Reflection upon viewing a swirling mass of light and dark on the computer screen:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A fetus?  A nebula in galaxy MRS-252?  No, wait, nebulas don&#8217;t squirm like that, it must be a fetus.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Say aloud to the extremely proud mama-to-be at your own peril.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Reflection upon viewing a swirling mass of light and dark on the computer screen: A fetus? A nebula in galaxy MRS-252? No, wait, nebulas don&#8217;t squirm like that, it must be a fetus. Say aloud to the extremely proud mama-to-be at your own peril.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2846","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2846","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2846"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2846\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19028,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2846\/revisions\/19028"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2846"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2846"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2846"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}