{"id":28406,"date":"2021-06-19T07:01:55","date_gmt":"2021-06-19T12:01:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=28406"},"modified":"2021-06-19T07:01:55","modified_gmt":"2021-06-19T12:01:55","slug":"brian-j-s-recycler-tours-the-prophecy-is-fulfilled","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2021\/06\/19\/brian-j-s-recycler-tours-the-prophecy-is-fulfilled\/","title":{"rendered":"Brian J.&#8217;s Recycler Tours: The Prophecy Is Fulfilled"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From 2015:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>I have been telling the kids in my [martial arts] sword class that &#8220;uff da&#8221; is Viking for &#8220;Cut off his head!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>If they ever go to Minnesota, they&#8217;re going to think it&#8217;s the most dangerous place in America.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Also on this day in 2011, one of my best:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Brian J. Noggle keeps trying to create a splinter group of Pan&#8217;s followers, but he can&#8217;t get no satyrs&#8217; faction.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>You have to be 40 years old to be educated enough to get that joke.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From 2015: I have been telling the kids in my [martial arts] sword class that &#8220;uff da&#8221; is Viking for &#8220;Cut off his head!&#8221; If they ever go to Minnesota, they&#8217;re going to think it&#8217;s the most dangerous place in America. Also on this day in 2011, one of my best: Brian J. Noggle keeps [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28406","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28406","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28406"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28406\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28408,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28406\/revisions\/28408"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28406"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=28406"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=28406"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}