{"id":28348,"date":"2021-06-11T10:46:32","date_gmt":"2021-06-11T15:46:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=28348"},"modified":"2021-06-11T10:46:32","modified_gmt":"2021-06-11T15:46:32","slug":"the-spider-man-age-check","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2021\/06\/11\/the-spider-man-age-check\/","title":{"rendered":"The Spider-Man Age Check"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have recently devised a methodology to determine one&#8217;s age based on the person one thinks of when one thinks of Spider-Man on screen.  <\/p>\n<p>Take this simple test for yourself.<\/p>\n<p>Whom do you think of when you picture Spider-Man on screen?<\/p>\n<table>\n<tr>\n<td>Image:<\/td>\n<td><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/hammond.jpg\" target=\"_new\"><\/td>\n<td><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/maguire.jpg\" target=\"_new\"><\/td>\n<td><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/garfield.jpg\" target=\"_new\"><\/td>\n<td><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/holland.jpg\" target=\"_new\"><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>Actor:<\/td>\n<td>Nicholas Hammond<\/td>\n<td>Tobey Maguire<\/td>\n<td>Andrew Garfield<\/td>\n<td>Tom Holland<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>Your age:<\/td>\n<td>Okay, Boomer.  Or old Generation X<\/td>\n<td>Generation X<\/td>\n<td>You have revealed yourself to be a Russian deep cover agent through your lack of understanding of American pop culture<\/td>\n<td>Millenial<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p>I mean, really, the government would use this test to ferret out dangerous moles if it were competent.<\/p>\n<p>And, c&#8217;mon man, we all know there&#8217;s only one Mary Jane Watson.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><br \/>\nKirsten Dunst.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/dunst.jpg\" target=\"_new\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/dunst4.jpg\" target=\"_new\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/dunst1.jpg\" target=\"_new\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/dunst2.jpg\" target=\"_new\"><\/p>\n<p>She is also aging gracefully, although 39 ain&#8217;t that aged.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have recently devised a methodology to determine one&#8217;s age based on the person one thinks of when one thinks of Spider-Man on screen. Take this simple test for yourself. Whom do you think of when you picture Spider-Man on screen? Image: Actor: Nicholas Hammond Tobey Maguire Andrew Garfield Tom Holland Your age: Okay, Boomer. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28348","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-movies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28348","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28348"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28348\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28355,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28348\/revisions\/28355"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28348"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=28348"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=28348"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}