{"id":28046,"date":"2021-04-14T10:19:47","date_gmt":"2021-04-14T15:19:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=28046"},"modified":"2021-04-14T09:11:03","modified_gmt":"2021-04-14T14:11:03","slug":"time-to-resuscitate-an-urban-legend-as-journalism","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2021\/04\/14\/time-to-resuscitate-an-urban-legend-as-journalism\/","title":{"rendered":"Time To Resuscitate An Urban Legend As Journalism"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It looks like all the news stories about <a href=\"https:\/\/duckduckgo.com\/?q=covid+parties&#038;ia=web\" target=\"_new\" rel=\"noopener\">Wuhan Flu Parties<\/a> are a year old.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s time to resuscitate them as real news, but with an anti-vaxxer twist.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><strong>Homeschoolers Hold COVID Parties to Avoid Vaccines<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Anti-vaccination religious homeschooling parents have begun holding COVID parties to infect their children so the poor abused cishet spawn can develop immunity without the benefit of a vaccine provided by President Joe Biden.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I want my eight children to develop immunity the way Geezus intended,&#8221; said Rebecca Leah Christiansen, hostess at one such party in rural Arkansas.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>C&#8217;mon, twenty-three-year-old Journalists.  I&#8217;ve given you a head start!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It looks like all the news stories about Wuhan Flu Parties are a year old. It&#8217;s time to resuscitate them as real news, but with an anti-vaxxer twist. Homeschoolers Hold COVID Parties to Avoid Vaccines Anti-vaccination religious homeschooling parents have begun holding COVID parties to infect their children so the poor abused cishet spawn can [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28046","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28046","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28046"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28046\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28047,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28046\/revisions\/28047"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28046"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=28046"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=28046"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}