{"id":27843,"date":"2021-03-09T07:06:25","date_gmt":"2021-03-09T13:06:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=27843"},"modified":"2021-03-08T10:11:53","modified_gmt":"2021-03-08T16:11:53","slug":"ill-take-things-were-not-ready-for-yet-for-1000-alex","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2021\/03\/09\/ill-take-things-were-not-ready-for-yet-for-1000-alex\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;ll Take &#8220;Things We&#8217;re Not Ready For Yet&#8221; For $1000, Alex"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Stolen from the front page of the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.douglascountyherald.com\/2021\/03\/04\/2nd-covid-shot-clinic\/\" target=\"_new\" rel=\"noopener\"><em>Douglas County Herald<\/em><\/a>:<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/grandmasinrockshirts.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>I am not ready for grandmas in rock shirts yet.<\/p>\n<p>I am not ready to look into the mirror to see how old we are really getting.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stolen from the front page of the Douglas County Herald: I am not ready for grandmas in rock shirts yet. I am not ready to look into the mirror to see how old we are really getting.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27843","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27843","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27843"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27843\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27844,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27843\/revisions\/27844"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27843"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27843"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27843"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}