{"id":27812,"date":"2021-03-05T12:38:36","date_gmt":"2021-03-05T18:38:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=27812"},"modified":"2021-03-05T12:38:36","modified_gmt":"2021-03-05T18:38:36","slug":"were-the-internet-we-know-the-real-reason","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2021\/03\/05\/were-the-internet-we-know-the-real-reason\/","title":{"rendered":"We&#8217;re The Internet; We Know The <i>Real<\/i> Reason"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/pagesix.com\/2021\/03\/05\/jennifer-aniston-shares-meaning-behind-her-11-11-tattoo\/\" target=\"_new\" rel=\"noopener\">Jennifer Aniston shares the meaning behind her \u201811 11\u2019 wrist tattoo<\/a><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll be honest: I didn&#8217;t glean the &#8220;reason&#8221; from the article.  Her birthday and the year her dog died?<\/p>\n<p>C&#8217;mon, man.  We&#8217;re the Internet.  We know the <em>real<\/em> reason.  If you draw a little line connecting the first and the second 1, and then the third and the fourth one, you know what you have?  That&#8217;s right, two Hs.  And what does that mean?  <em>You know what it means.<\/em>  Heil, Hitler!  (I am not up on my German; what does &#8216;Heil&#8217; actually mean?  Should there be a comma between them or not?)<\/p>\n<p>Oh, her friend has a matching tattoo, hey?  Well, 1+1+1+1 plus 1+1+1+1 = 8.  What&#8217;s the eighth letter of the alphabet?  Aw, yeah, <em>H<\/em>.  Times 2 friends.  Don&#8217;t you see?<\/p>\n<p>And the common stereotype is that people with English degrees are not good at math, but look how I solved this word problem!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jennifer Aniston shares the meaning behind her \u201811 11\u2019 wrist tattoo I&#8217;ll be honest: I didn&#8217;t glean the &#8220;reason&#8221; from the article. Her birthday and the year her dog died? C&#8217;mon, man. We&#8217;re the Internet. We know the real reason. If you draw a little line connecting the first and the second 1, and then [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27812","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27812","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27812"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27812\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27814,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27812\/revisions\/27814"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27812"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27812"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27812"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}