{"id":27804,"date":"2021-03-04T14:28:32","date_gmt":"2021-03-04T20:28:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=27804"},"modified":"2021-03-04T14:28:32","modified_gmt":"2021-03-04T20:28:32","slug":"last-months-quips-today","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2021\/03\/04\/last-months-quips-today\/","title":{"rendered":"Last Month&#8217;s Quips Today"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This story was making the Internet rounds (like <a href=\"https:\/\/pjmedia.com\/instapundit\/431412\/\" target=\"_new\" rel=\"noopener\">this Instapundit post<\/a> last month:  <a href=\"https:\/\/www.huffpost.com\/entry\/uncle-skeleton-guitar-skelecaster-prince-midnight_n_6022d74bc5b6c56a89a4e779\" target=\"_new\" rel=\"noopener\">Florida Metal Musician Turns Uncle\u2019s Skeleton Into \u2018Skelecaster\u2019 Guitar<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Today, as I was preparing lunch, I came up with just the perfect quip for it:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Players usually lute the bodies.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I had just put on a lute music record at the time.<\/p>\n<p>Too bad I didn&#8217;t do that last month, when the quip would have been timely.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This story was making the Internet rounds (like this Instapundit post last month: Florida Metal Musician Turns Uncle\u2019s Skeleton Into \u2018Skelecaster\u2019 Guitar. Today, as I was preparing lunch, I came up with just the perfect quip for it: Players usually lute the bodies. I had just put on a lute music record at the time. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27804","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27804","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27804"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27804\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27805,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27804\/revisions\/27805"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27804"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27804"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27804"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}