{"id":27802,"date":"2021-03-04T10:30:04","date_gmt":"2021-03-04T16:30:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=27802"},"modified":"2021-03-04T06:35:23","modified_gmt":"2021-03-04T12:35:23","slug":"missed-it-by-that-much-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2021\/03\/04\/missed-it-by-that-much-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Missed It By That Much"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In the JJ Sefton Morning Report at <a href=\"http:\/\/ace.mu.nu\/archives\/393029.php\" target=\"_new\" rel=\"noopener\">Ace of Spades HQ<\/a>, the cob demonstrates an ignorance of fictional geography:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The second story is supposedly a scratch formation of the 1st SS Panzer Division along with the Ozark goobers who buggered Ned Beatty in Deliverance are planning to storm the Capitol tomorrow.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>C&#8217;mon, man.  <em>Deliverance<\/em> took place in <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Deliverance\" target=\"_new\" rel=\"noopener\">Georgia<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Since I&#8217;m a <a href=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2021\/03\/04\/the-who-leads-to-my-god-how-long\/\" target=\"_new\" rel=\"noopener\">long-time no-longer Wisconsin resident<\/a> and a resident of the low hills of the aforementioned Ozarks, I feel the need to defend my new home<strike>town<\/strike>region.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the JJ Sefton Morning Report at Ace of Spades HQ, the cob demonstrates an ignorance of fictional geography: The second story is supposedly a scratch formation of the 1st SS Panzer Division along with the Ozark goobers who buggered Ned Beatty in Deliverance are planning to storm the Capitol tomorrow. C&#8217;mon, man. Deliverance took [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27802","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27802","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27802"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27802\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27803,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27802\/revisions\/27803"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27802"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27802"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27802"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}