{"id":27776,"date":"2021-02-26T06:33:53","date_gmt":"2021-02-26T12:33:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=27776"},"modified":"2021-02-26T06:34:59","modified_gmt":"2021-02-26T12:34:59","slug":"ackshually-patrol","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2021\/02\/26\/ackshually-patrol\/","title":{"rendered":"Ackshually Patrol"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tam K. <a href=\"https:\/\/booksbikesboomsticks.blogspot.com\/2021\/02\/stay-frosty.html\" target=\"_new\" rel=\"noopener\">misquotes Carlin<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Remember, everyone that drives faster than you is a maniac and everyone who drives slower is a moron.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Ackshually, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.goodreads.com\/quotes\/38845-have-you-ever-noticed-that-anybody-driving-slower-than-you\" target=\"_new\" rel=\"noopener\">it&#8217;s&#8230;.<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p align=\"center\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/XWPCE2tTLZQ\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>I am pretty sure the bit is on <em><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/What_Am_I_Doing_in_New_Jersey%3F\" target=\"_new\" rel=\"noopener\">What Am I Doing In New Jersey<\/em><\/a>, which I got on audiocassette when it was fairly fresh.  I listened to it whilst driving back and forth between St. Louis in Milwaukee every couple of weeks after I finished up at the university in the great northern land and returned to Missouri for what, seemingly, was forever.<\/p>\n<p>This quote has been top-of-mind because, yesterday, after maybe contemning another driver but without any of the <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Seven_dirty_words\" target=\"_new\" rel=\"noopener\">seven words you cannot say on television<\/a>, I explained the quote and the perspective of each driver makes the other drivers seem crazy, but that I was likely as crazy as they were from their perspectives.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tam K. misquotes Carlin: Remember, everyone that drives faster than you is a maniac and everyone who drives slower is a moron. Ackshually, it&#8217;s&#8230;. Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? I am pretty sure the bit is on What [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[33,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27776","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogging","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27776","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27776"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27776\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27778,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27776\/revisions\/27778"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27776"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27776"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27776"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}