{"id":27642,"date":"2021-02-07T05:24:04","date_gmt":"2021-02-07T11:24:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=27642"},"modified":"2021-02-07T05:24:04","modified_gmt":"2021-02-07T11:24:04","slug":"you-have-been-warned","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2021\/02\/07\/you-have-been-warned\/","title":{"rendered":"You Have Been Warned!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you ever see a kitty looking all cute and friendly, stretched out like it wants a belly rub:<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/cattrap1.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>Do not pet the kitty belly!  It is a hand trap!<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/cattrap2.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>You will be bitten and back-raked!<\/p>\n<p>House cats, being predators who unfortunately are very small, must use their very cuteness to lure their prey to its doom!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you ever see a kitty looking all cute and friendly, stretched out like it wants a belly rub: Do not pet the kitty belly! It is a hand trap! You will be bitten and back-raked! House cats, being predators who unfortunately are very small, must use their very cuteness to lure their prey to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[85],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27642","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cats"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27642","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27642"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27642\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27643,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27642\/revisions\/27643"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27642"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27642"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27642"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}