{"id":27579,"date":"2021-01-27T07:28:08","date_gmt":"2021-01-27T13:28:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=27579"},"modified":"2021-01-27T07:28:08","modified_gmt":"2021-01-27T13:28:08","slug":"the-other-inadvertent-pocket-squares-of-brian-j","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2021\/01\/27\/the-other-inadvertent-pocket-squares-of-brian-j\/","title":{"rendered":"The Other, Inadvertent, Pocket Squares of Brian J."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I mentioned previously that I am occasionally a fashion plate with my era-appropriate <a href=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2021\/01\/03\/a-fashion-plate-2021\/\" target=\"_new\" rel=\"noopener\">pocket squares<\/a>; however, I am also not setting trends with another inadvertent pocket square I favor:<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/otherpocketsquares.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>When I&#8217;m folding laundry, I tend to put the used dryer sheets in my shirt pocket to remember to throw them out.  If I put them in my pants pocket, I tend to forget them, which means in a day or so I will have one or more clean used dryer sheets coming out of the laundry.<\/p>\n<p>However, as it happens sometimes, <em>I forget them in my shirt pocket<\/em>&#8211;let&#8217;s face it, I&#8217;m not the sort of guy who looks at himself in a mirror frequently, even when going out&#8211;and I go out into public with one or more spent Bounce sheets for the world to admire.<\/p>\n<p>Nobody mentions it, though, because are <em>you<\/em> going to question 195 pounds of sour attitude and Walmart-splendor that he&#8217;s got a dryer sheet in his pocket?  It might just be the modern chip on the shoulder!  I might be just daring you to <em>take the dryer sheet out of my pocket<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Now, if you&#8217;ll excuse me, I am off to try to insert that phrase into the lexicon since nobody knows or understands the source of phrases <em>chip on the shoulder<\/em> or <em>knock your block off<\/em> any more.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I mentioned previously that I am occasionally a fashion plate with my era-appropriate pocket squares; however, I am also not setting trends with another inadvertent pocket square I favor: When I&#8217;m folding laundry, I tend to put the used dryer sheets in my shirt pocket to remember to throw them out. If I put them [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27579","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27579","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27579"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27579\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27580,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27579\/revisions\/27580"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27579"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27579"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27579"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}