{"id":27519,"date":"2021-01-17T10:51:31","date_gmt":"2021-01-17T16:51:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=27519"},"modified":"2021-01-17T10:51:31","modified_gmt":"2021-01-17T16:51:31","slug":"breakfast-is-served","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2021\/01\/17\/breakfast-is-served\/","title":{"rendered":"Breakfast Is Served!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Is this what you’re supposed to do with the exponential number of cameras on your phones these days? Take pictures of everything you eat and put it on the Internet?<\/p>\n

In other news, I can still gross out my children.<\/p>\n

It allowed me to say, wisely, that they’ve never been really hungry. And to tell them, once again, that the only way I got fresh fruit other than an apple when I was a kid was to knock the ants off of a half-eaten orange or whatnot that I found on the ground. Which is true.<\/em><\/p>\n

Although I am not going to pursue this particular flavor combination again. Mostly because the black-eyed peas had bits of jalape\u00f1o in them. And if you leave a doughnut soaking in black-eyed pea juice long enough to take a picture, it will soak halfway up the doughnut.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Is this what you’re supposed to do with the exponential number of cameras on your phones these days? Take pictures of everything you eat and put it on the Internet? In other news, I can still gross out my children. It allowed me to say, wisely, that they’ve never been really hungry. And to tell […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27519","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27519","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27519"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27519\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27520,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27519\/revisions\/27520"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27519"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27519"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27519"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}