{"id":2742,"date":"2005-10-19T02:29:00","date_gmt":"2005-10-19T02:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=2742"},"modified":"2017-12-28T10:31:23","modified_gmt":"2017-12-28T16:31:23","slug":"caption-that-whiteboard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2005\/10\/19\/caption-that-whiteboard\/","title":{"rendered":"Caption That Whiteboard"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dramatic recreation of detritus only <i>mostly<\/i> erased from a whiteboard in the conference room:<\/p>\n<p><center><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/whiteboard.jpg\" alt=\"The Phantom Whiteboard\"><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Ladies and gentlemen, start your captioning.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s my first, to get you in the mood:<\/p>\n<ul><i>The human genome is safe from software engineers, as they fail to grasp basic Mendelian genetics.<\/i><\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dramatic recreation of detritus only mostly erased from a whiteboard in the conference room: Ladies and gentlemen, start your captioning. Here&#8217;s my first, to get you in the mood: The human genome is safe from software engineers, as they fail to grasp basic Mendelian genetics.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2742","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2742","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2742"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2742\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19138,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2742\/revisions\/19138"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2742"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2742"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2742"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}