{"id":27355,"date":"2020-12-23T10:16:51","date_gmt":"2020-12-23T16:16:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=27355"},"modified":"2020-12-22T07:19:08","modified_gmt":"2020-12-22T13:19:08","slug":"the-christmas-present-wrapping-scandal-of-nogglestead","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2020\/12\/23\/the-christmas-present-wrapping-scandal-of-nogglestead\/","title":{"rendered":"The Christmas Present Wrapping Scandal of Nogglestead"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Confession: in addition to garage sale wallpaper, I use cheap wrapping paper to wrap Christmas presents.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/ohohoh.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>Which is why this cheap Chinese paper says &#8220;Oh oh oh.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I just wrapped this on Monday, and I&#8217;ve already forgotten what it is.  Which is why I am just as surprised on Christmas as everyone else.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Confession: in addition to garage sale wallpaper, I use cheap wrapping paper to wrap Christmas presents. Which is why this cheap Chinese paper says &#8220;Oh oh oh.&#8221; I just wrapped this on Monday, and I&#8217;ve already forgotten what it is. Which is why I am just as surprised on Christmas as everyone else.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27355","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27355","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27355"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27355\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27357,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27355\/revisions\/27357"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27355"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27355"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27355"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}