{"id":27318,"date":"2020-12-15T05:29:50","date_gmt":"2020-12-15T11:29:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=27318"},"modified":"2020-12-15T05:29:50","modified_gmt":"2020-12-15T11:29:50","slug":"how-soon-they-i-forget","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2020\/12\/15\/how-soon-they-i-forget\/","title":{"rendered":"How Soon <strike>They<\/strike> I Forget"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/glitterpox.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>Apparently, I remember glitter-inclusive Christmas cards about as long as a woman remembers the pain of childbirth&#8211;a little over a year (which is why so many siblings are about two years different in age, I often argue).<\/p>\n<p>Because I got Christmas cards with glitter in them again, and now suddenly I am inadvertently sparkly.<\/p>\n<p>Even my beautiful wife catches some bits of glitter, either floating through the air or from my touch when I have been working on the cards.  It gives her a bit of a clubbing vibe, which she carries off better because she is something like twenty-seven years old whilst I am significantly older.<\/p>\n<p>At least this year, I don&#8217;t have a beard, so the little unicorn dandruff isn&#8217;t getting caught in my facial hair.  And I started and will finish my Christmas cards a couple of days earlier, which means the glitter will all finally be cleaned up a little earlier next August.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Apparently, I remember glitter-inclusive Christmas cards about as long as a woman remembers the pain of childbirth&#8211;a little over a year (which is why so many siblings are about two years different in age, I often argue). Because I got Christmas cards with glitter in them again, and now suddenly I am inadvertently sparkly. Even [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27318","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27318","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27318"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27318\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27319,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27318\/revisions\/27319"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27318"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27318"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27318"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}