{"id":27267,"date":"2020-12-04T05:19:48","date_gmt":"2020-12-04T11:19:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=27267"},"modified":"2020-12-04T05:19:48","modified_gmt":"2020-12-04T11:19:48","slug":"found-on-the-floor-of-nogglestead","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2020\/12\/04\/found-on-the-floor-of-nogglestead\/","title":{"rendered":"Found on the Floor of Nogglestead"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/christmastreeshank.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>To be honest, I&#8217;m not sure if that came off of our Christmas tree or if a festive assassin dropped it.<\/p>\n<p>All I know is that it&#8217;s now got my finger prints on it, and, <em>Oh, my God, it&#8217;s a merryguffin, isn&#8217;t it?<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>To be honest, I&#8217;m not sure if that came off of our Christmas tree or if a festive assassin dropped it. All I know is that it&#8217;s now got my finger prints on it, and, Oh, my God, it&#8217;s a merryguffin, isn&#8217;t it?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27267","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27267","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27267"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27267\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27268,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27267\/revisions\/27268"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27267"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27267"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27267"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}