{"id":2721,"date":"2005-10-08T16:39:00","date_gmt":"2005-10-08T16:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=2721"},"modified":"2017-12-28T16:17:04","modified_gmt":"2017-12-28T22:17:04","slug":"my-first-trip-to-new-york-short-version-chapter-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2005\/10\/08\/my-first-trip-to-new-york-short-version-chapter-3\/","title":{"rendered":"My First Trip to New York, Short Version, Chapter 3"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/ch.jpg\" alt=\"Carnegie Hall\"><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Old joke:<\/p>\n<p><b>Young man:<\/b> <i>Can you tell me how to get to Carnegie Hall?<\/i><\/p>\n<p><b>Older man:<\/b> <i>Well, if you&#8217;re coming from downtown, you should take Madison Avenue up to 57th and hang a left.  Oh, you could take Fifth, but it bogs down in the thirties and forties.  If you&#8217;re coming from the Upper West Side, you can take Broadway down to 57th if you&#8217;re comfortable with Columbus Circle, or you can take Ninth Avenue down if you want a stoplight&#8230;.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>You know, even now that I&#8217;ve been to New York City, I still don&#8217;t get the joke.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Old joke: Young man: Can you tell me how to get to Carnegie Hall? Older man: Well, if you&#8217;re coming from downtown, you should take Madison Avenue up to 57th and hang a left. Oh, you could take Fifth, but it bogs down in the thirties and forties. If you&#8217;re coming from the Upper West [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2721","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","category-travel"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2721","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2721"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2721\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19158,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2721\/revisions\/19158"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2721"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2721"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2721"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}