{"id":26909,"date":"2020-10-07T08:07:53","date_gmt":"2020-10-07T13:07:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=26909"},"modified":"2020-10-07T06:56:03","modified_gmt":"2020-10-07T11:56:03","slug":"it-could-be-as-effective-as-sex-panther-maybe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2020\/10\/07\/it-could-be-as-effective-as-sex-panther-maybe\/","title":{"rendered":"It Could Be As Effective As Sex Panther, Maybe"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Springfield has <a href=\"https:\/\/www.ozarksfirst.com\/top-stories\/covid-19-spike-is-the-mask-mandate-really-working\/\" target=\"_new\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">extended mandatory virtual signaling<\/a>, and they have followed the Science!<sup>TM<\/sup>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u201cWe know that whether or not masking is 20% effective, or 50% effective, or 90% effective, they are effective, and they will save lives,\u201d said CoxHealth CEO Steve Edwards.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>One wonders if 0% effective would still be effective, since it is the noun that the percentage modifies regardless of what the percentage is.  According to this accounting, sneezing on a chain link fence is effective if but one tiny virus clings to it instead of floating free.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/5ccp-lEmoAE\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Sixty percent of the time it works every time.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Springfield has extended mandatory virtual signaling, and they have followed the Science!TM: \u201cWe know that whether or not masking is 20% effective, or 50% effective, or 90% effective, they are effective, and they will save lives,\u201d said CoxHealth CEO Steve Edwards. One wonders if 0% effective would still be effective, since it is the noun [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26909","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26909","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26909"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26909\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":26915,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26909\/revisions\/26915"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26909"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26909"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26909"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}