{"id":269,"date":"2003-09-10T01:42:00","date_gmt":"2003-09-10T01:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=269"},"modified":"2018-08-03T13:12:23","modified_gmt":"2018-08-03T18:12:23","slug":"269","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2003\/09\/10\/269\/","title":{"rendered":"Hijinks Almost A Felony Now"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here in Casinoport, Missouri, one 15 year old said to a bunch of friends, hey, I just cracked myself over the head with a skateboard and it didn&#8217;t hurt, I am invincible (or words to that effect).  So he asked his friends to help him prove the point, and unfortunately, one of his buddies <a href=\"http:\/\/www.stltoday.com\/stltoday\/news\/stories.nsf\/News\/8C45AD2C3BE741A686256D9C0017727A?OpenDocument&#038;Headline=Law+and+order%3A+Challenge+leads+to+teen's+brain+injury,+police+say\" target=\"new\">found an error in the hypothesis<\/a> by cracking Mr. Invincible&#8217;s skull and putting him in the hospital with a severe brain injury.<\/p>\n<p>Authorities, of course, have charged boy #2.<\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;s going to reform school for four years, where they&#8217;ll eat up a suburban skateboard kid.  That&#8217;ll fix him.  For just <i>being a stupid kid<\/i>.  Crimeney, some of the things my brother, Him Jim, Dim Jim, and I did when we were young would undoubtedly be capital crimes now or threats to Homeland Security, which nowadays includes more than blowing stuff up.  I&#8217;d discuss some anecdotes, but I am still in my mother&#8217;s will.  Too much revelation, and the pets&#8217; or vets&#8217; organizations get my cut.<\/p>\n<p>Also, our nation will be safer when being a teenage boy is a felony, so I urge our lawmakers to outlaw it immediately.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here in Casinoport, Missouri, one 15 year old said to a bunch of friends, hey, I just cracked myself over the head with a skateboard and it didn&#8217;t hurt, I am invincible (or words to that effect). So he asked his friends to help him prove the point, and unfortunately, one of his buddies found [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-269","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/269","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=269"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/269\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21762,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/269\/revisions\/21762"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=269"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=269"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=269"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}