{"id":2688,"date":"2005-09-24T21:51:00","date_gmt":"2005-09-24T21:51:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=2688"},"modified":"2016-11-27T15:04:42","modified_gmt":"2016-11-27T21:04:42","slug":"public-service-announcement","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2005\/09\/24\/public-service-announcement\/","title":{"rendered":"Public Service Announcement"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Although it fulfills the requirements, namely:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>It rhymes.\n<li>It refers to a cute animal.\n<li>It also refers to a sweet <a href=\"http:\/\/www.benjerry.com\/our_products\/flavor_details.cfm?product_id=27\" target=\"_new\">ice cream flavor<\/a>.\n<li>It ends, twice, with the long e sound.<\/ul>\n<p><b>Chunky Monkey is a very bad choice for a pet name for your wife.<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Because if I didn&#8217;t warn you, gentle but unthinking sometimes male reader, you, too, might try it, to poor results.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Although it fulfills the requirements, namely: It rhymes. It refers to a cute animal. It also refers to a sweet ice cream flavor. It ends, twice, with the long e sound. Chunky Monkey is a very bad choice for a pet name for your wife. Because if I didn&#8217;t warn you, gentle but unthinking sometimes [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2688","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2688","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2688"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2688\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15971,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2688\/revisions\/15971"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2688"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2688"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2688"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}