{"id":26872,"date":"2020-09-29T14:19:09","date_gmt":"2020-09-29T19:19:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=26872"},"modified":"2020-09-29T14:19:09","modified_gmt":"2020-09-29T19:19:09","slug":"im-not-that-gone-already","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2020\/09\/29\/im-not-that-gone-already\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m Not That Gone Already"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I work a lot on the phone, sometimes leading calls where my microphone is open most of the call.<\/p>\n<p>And this chonker makes himself comfortable on a chair beside my desk and proceeds to nap and <em>snore.<\/em><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/snoringcat.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>I mean, I might be a short timer, but I am not sleeping through these calls.<\/p>\n<p>This affectionate fellow likes to nestle up with me when I nap or sleep at night, and he snores as loud as a human might.  I mean, maybe louder than I do.  I can&#8217;t tell, because I&#8217;m generally sleeping when I snore, but I certainly hope I don&#8217;t snore any louder than that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I work a lot on the phone, sometimes leading calls where my microphone is open most of the call. And this chonker makes himself comfortable on a chair beside my desk and proceeds to nap and snore. I mean, I might be a short timer, but I am not sleeping through these calls. This [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[85],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26872","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cats"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26872","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26872"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26872\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":26874,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26872\/revisions\/26874"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26872"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26872"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26872"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}