{"id":26714,"date":"2020-08-19T15:39:52","date_gmt":"2020-08-19T20:39:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=26714"},"modified":"2020-08-19T12:46:26","modified_gmt":"2020-08-19T17:46:26","slug":"or-i-could-work-at-a-gas-station-i-suppose","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2020\/08\/19\/or-i-could-work-at-a-gas-station-i-suppose\/","title":{"rendered":"Or I Could Work At A Gas Station, I Suppose"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A recruiter reaches out to me, a software quality assurance professional with almost twenty years of experience in IT with an offer I could not pass up:<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/opportunity.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>I could not pass up the chance <em>to mock it<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Jeepers, mister, I could make that much working the counter at a gas station.  And I would not have to relocate for that fifteen dollars an hour.<\/p>\n<p>An opportunity this good can only be a scam of some sort.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A recruiter reaches out to me, a software quality assurance professional with almost twenty years of experience in IT with an offer I could not pass up: I could not pass up the chance to mock it. Jeepers, mister, I could make that much working the counter at a gas station. And I would not [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26714","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26714","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26714"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26714\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":26716,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26714\/revisions\/26716"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26714"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26714"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26714"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}