{"id":26626,"date":"2020-08-02T07:54:47","date_gmt":"2020-08-02T12:54:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=26626"},"modified":"2020-08-01T17:19:16","modified_gmt":"2020-08-01T22:19:16","slug":"a-mistake-i-should-never-make","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2020\/08\/02\/a-mistake-i-should-never-make\/","title":{"rendered":"A Mistake I Should Never Make"},"content":{"rendered":"

I mentioned that I did not watch Ice Pirates<\/em> with my boys when we wrote Robert Frost’s “Fire and Ice”<\/a> this spring.<\/p>\n

However, my oldest boy talked about herpes for some reason today, in passing, as a meme joke of some sort, and the film features a Space Herpe, so it was time.<\/p>\n

My youngest went for a bike ride with his beautiful mother, and my oldest, the sophisticated cinemataster that he is, only made it through half, so I watched it mostly myself. And I made a mistake.<\/p>\n

When Killjoy appears, I recognized it was a former football player gone Hollywood, and I initially thought Lyle Alzado<\/a>, but it’s actually John Matuszak<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Lyle Alzado<\/center><\/td>\n
John Matuszak<\/center><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n

You might understand the confusion. Defensive linemen from the 1970s who went to Hollywood who had dark hair and beards and played supporting roles in sometimes cheesy offerings. One could throw Merlin Olsen<\/a> in this mix, but his hair was dark enough to not quite look the same, plus he had his own starring roles on television which cemented his distinction a bit. Also, he’s a little older than the others, as he played in the 1960s (as recounted in Jerry Kramer’s Instant Replay<\/em> which I reviewed in 2004<\/a> and 2015<\/a>.)<\/p>\n

I say I should never make the mistake between Alzado and Matuszak because Matuszak was from Milwaukee and played a year of college football at Mizzou. So he should be on my list of “He’s from Milwaukee, you know” and has not been so up until this time. And he will be from now on.<\/p>\n

Not that I won’t still have to think when I see one of them in a movie or television show from here on out. They do look enough alike for my confusion, don’t they? Humor me here, gentle reader.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I mentioned that I did not watch Ice Pirates with my boys when we wrote Robert Frost’s “Fire and Ice” this spring. However, my oldest boy talked about herpes for some reason today, in passing, as a meme joke of some sort, and the film features a Space Herpe, so it was time. My youngest […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26626","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-movies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26626","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26626"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26626\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":26630,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26626\/revisions\/26630"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26626"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26626"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26626"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}