{"id":26624,"date":"2020-08-01T14:52:28","date_gmt":"2020-08-01T19:52:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=26624"},"modified":"2020-08-01T14:52:28","modified_gmt":"2020-08-01T19:52:28","slug":"the-knock-knock-fairy-strikes-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2020\/08\/01\/the-knock-knock-fairy-strikes-again\/","title":{"rendered":"The Knock Knock Fairy Strikes Again"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Another fresh new knock-knock joke from Nogglestead:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Knock, knock.<br \/>\nWho&#8217;s there?<br \/>\nYeah, how did you know? 1, 2, 3&#8230;. Who are you, who who, who who?  (I really want to know)  Who are you, who who, who who?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Maybe I heard that one before and did not actually make it up.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Another fresh new knock-knock joke from Nogglestead: Knock, knock. Who&#8217;s there? Yeah, how did you know? 1, 2, 3&#8230;. Who are you, who who, who who? (I really want to know) Who are you, who who, who who? Maybe I heard that one before and did not actually make it up.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26624","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26624","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26624"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26624\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":26625,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26624\/revisions\/26625"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26624"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26624"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26624"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}