{"id":26544,"date":"2020-07-15T13:43:16","date_gmt":"2020-07-15T18:43:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=26544"},"modified":"2020-07-15T13:48:20","modified_gmt":"2020-07-15T18:48:20","slug":"i-am-not-a-player-or-a-pua","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2020\/07\/15\/i-am-not-a-player-or-a-pua\/","title":{"rendered":"I Am Not A Player Or A PUA"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>and I say that I&#8217;ve come to appreciate a wider beauty in women as I&#8217;ve gotten older, but&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/notadog.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;d ever have called that woman a dog.<\/p>\n<p>What?  She&#8217;s hugging the aforementioned dog, and the advertising company cropped it so there would be a pretty girl to catch your eye instead of another dog?  HUSH YOUR PUPPY!<\/p>\n<p>You know, I am not sure what principle determines that I am the target audience for canine vocalization cessation, but I see ads for this a lot.  I live out in the country; I don&#8217;t care if other peoples&#8217; dogs bark, and if my dogs bark, I want to hear what they have to say.  I haven&#8217;t clicked through to see if the treatment is for your dogs or the yappy dog in the suburban next yard that prevents you from sleeping, but, brother, that isn&#8217;t here.<\/p>\n<p><font color=\"red\"><b>UPDATE:<\/b><\/font>  I hit Publish on the post, and I go to another Web site, and:<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/notadog2.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>A different not-a-dog and her dog.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>and I say that I&#8217;ve come to appreciate a wider beauty in women as I&#8217;ve gotten older, but&#8230;. I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;d ever have called that woman a dog. What? She&#8217;s hugging the aforementioned dog, and the advertising company cropped it so there would be a pretty girl to catch your eye instead of another [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[95],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26544","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-advertisements"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26544","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26544"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26544\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":26548,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26544\/revisions\/26548"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26544"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26544"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26544"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}