{"id":26541,"date":"2020-07-14T10:45:06","date_gmt":"2020-07-14T15:45:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=26541"},"modified":"2020-07-14T10:45:06","modified_gmt":"2020-07-14T15:45:06","slug":"internet-cattin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2020\/07\/14\/internet-cattin\/","title":{"rendered":"Internet Cattin&#8217;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t know why I thought of this joke whilst sitting on the pool deck watching my youngest jumping off the diving board.<\/p>\n<p>But I did.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/venividivictuals.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>I know, it requires knowledge of Roman history as well as understanding that large cats are called <em>chonkers<\/em> on the Internet for some reason.  To be honest, I could explain the former to you better than the latter.<\/p>\n<p>I know, I could have used <em>Vittles<\/em> instead of <em>Victuals<\/em>, but for some reason the slang variant did not come to mind immediately come to mind even though <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Tender_Vittles\" target=\"_new\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Tender Vittles<\/a> was a cat food brand back in the day.  But I am a snob.<\/p>\n<p>At any rate, I hope you chuckled.  Or, as the kids of the Internet say, LOLed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t know why I thought of this joke whilst sitting on the pool deck watching my youngest jumping off the diving board. But I did. I know, it requires knowledge of Roman history as well as understanding that large cats are called chonkers on the Internet for some reason. To be honest, I could [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[85],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26541","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cats"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26541","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26541"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26541\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":26543,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26541\/revisions\/26543"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26541"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26541"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26541"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}