{"id":26474,"date":"2020-07-02T10:26:23","date_gmt":"2020-07-02T15:26:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=26474"},"modified":"2020-07-02T09:39:42","modified_gmt":"2020-07-02T14:39:42","slug":"maybe-im-just-uncoordinated","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2020\/07\/02\/maybe-im-just-uncoordinated\/","title":{"rendered":"Maybe I&#8217;m Just Uncoordinated"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Facebook shows t-shirt ads in the feed in the following formats:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Just the shirt.<\/li>\n<li>A celebrity holding up the shirt, wherein the celebrity probably held up a green shirt and t-shirt vendors paste anything they want on it.<\/li>\n<li>A shirt lying on a surface with a pair of shoes and maybe pants, like this:\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/tshirtadwithoutfit.jpg\"><\/p>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>What is that all about?  Are they expecting people to coordinate their cheap t-shirts with shoes and whatnot?  Come on, what kind of person does that?<\/p>\n<p>Just take whats at the front of the drawer and go about your business like a man.  <em>Perhaps I have answered my own question.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Facebook shows t-shirt ads in the feed in the following formats: Just the shirt. A celebrity holding up the shirt, wherein the celebrity probably held up a green shirt and t-shirt vendors paste anything they want on it. A shirt lying on a surface with a pair of shoes and maybe pants, like this: What [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[95],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26474","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-advertisements"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26474","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26474"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26474\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":26477,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26474\/revisions\/26477"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26474"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26474"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26474"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}