{"id":26373,"date":"2020-06-17T08:36:26","date_gmt":"2020-06-17T13:36:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=26373"},"modified":"2020-06-17T08:36:26","modified_gmt":"2020-06-17T13:36:26","slug":"your-sugar-baby-might-realize-shes-not-getting-your-house-and-decamp","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2020\/06\/17\/your-sugar-baby-might-realize-shes-not-getting-your-house-and-decamp\/","title":{"rendered":"Your Sugar Baby Might Realize She&#8217;s Not Getting Your House And Decamp"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I mean, the picture is of an attractive young woman, and the ad is something something reverse mortgage, which is a (foolish) divestment strategy for people who own their own home:<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/reversemortgage.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>I mean, look at her; she&#8217;s too young to own her own home, and if she inherits her parent&#8217;s (single person possessive because this is the 21st century, you know; intact families are so 19th century) home and does a reverse mortgage on it, she&#8217;ll get an annuity for fifty years spinning off a hundred dollars a month in income.  So, yeah, this is not addressed to young people who own their own home.<\/p>\n<p>I mean, I suppose the message if you click through (not me, brah; I&#8217;m already getting enough senior-themed advertising as it is) might be your kids won&#8217;t inherit the house, but, come on, your kids don&#8217;t look like models.  I mean, mine are strikingly handsome and do, but we&#8217;re talking about your kids, gentle reader, and they probably look like you (mine do not; they take after their beautiful mother).<\/p>\n<p>So, yeah, this is all about the sugar babies.  Or just another instance of ads putting an image of an attractive woman in them to catch your eye.  Alright, <em>my<\/em> eye.  I plead guilty.  Because I look for pictures of ads with attractive women who really have little to do with the product\/service being teased.  Also, I like to look at pictures of pretty women.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I mean, the picture is of an attractive young woman, and the ad is something something reverse mortgage, which is a (foolish) divestment strategy for people who own their own home: I mean, look at her; she&#8217;s too young to own her own home, and if she inherits her parent&#8217;s (single person possessive because this [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[95],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26373","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-advertisements"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26373","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26373"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26373\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":26374,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26373\/revisions\/26374"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26373"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26373"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26373"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}