{"id":263,"date":"2003-09-08T00:28:00","date_gmt":"2003-09-08T00:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=263"},"modified":"2019-02-03T13:51:07","modified_gmt":"2019-02-03T19:51:07","slug":"263","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2003\/09\/08\/263\/","title":{"rendered":"I Needed Help Turning My Computer On"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am an A+ Certified Computer Technician, werd, and when I built my <i>sooper<\/i> (for the time) PC from a collection of suh-weet parts (dualie, DDR ram, 128 Mb UGP video, the works), I put it all together and flipped the switch on the back, and&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Nothing.  Power supply didn&#8217;t start up or anything.  As you techno-savvy people know, computer <i>cases<\/i> come with no doc whatsoever unless you buy the latest nuclear-plant models, so I kinda thought you flip that on and off switch in the back, wot?  Who wouldn&#8217;t think that?<\/p>\n<p>So I ordered another <i>sooper<\/i> case and waited a couple days for it to come.  When it did, I inadvertently <i>turned on the switch and hit the reset button<\/i>.  Oh, wait, you see, it&#8217;s got a power toggle switch on the back and a power button on the front!  The back is absolute power, like the plug, and the front button <i>turns the thing on when it&#8217;s been shut off<\/i>.  <b>Intuitive<\/b>.<\/p>\n<p>So I take a little umbrage when some <a href=\"http:\/\/www.techdirt.com\/articles\/20030905\/0156233_F.shtml\" target=\"new\">TechDirty<\/a> says:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>It appears that plenty of office workers are still quite uncomfortable with their computers. A new study has suggested that one in seven office workers doesn&#8217;t even know how to turn their computer on. About 20% needed help in saving or printing a document. Companies are spending quite a bit of money employing extra IT staff just to help with these sorts of basic issues. Of course, I do wonder a little about this study. <b>These are all the sorts of tasks that you really only need to be taught once: &#8220;You see that button? Good! Now, press it.&#8221;<\/b> Also, there&#8217;s no indication what job functions these people held, so it&#8217;s tough to determine if this really is a big deal.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I was talking about this with my <a href=\"http:\/\/angelweaving.blogspot.com\" target=\"new\">beautiful wife<\/a> just yesterday.  Our neighbor, an active but elderly man in his 70s, got a hand-me-up computer from his techno-savvy son just so he, my neighbor, could see what computers and the Internet were all about.  His son gave him a three minute overview, but after the son had left, our neighbor had to give him a call to learn how to turn the computer off.<\/p>\n<p>You see, you <b>press the button<\/b> to turn it on, but you <b>select a command from this menu<\/b> to turn it off.  <b>Intuitive<\/b>.<\/p>\n<p>Makes me want to invite all you computer &#8220;designers&#8221; (overworked developers and engineers with other priorities in mind, no doubt, when you inflict these iniquities upon the end users) into a conference room with no windows and <i>lock the door behind me<\/i> so I can counsel you.  With a SCSI cable, if necessary.<\/p>\n<p>This, I guess, is what makes me a good tester (I make no assurance of quality except for the testing, thank you).  <b>I hate computers<\/b>.  It&#8217;s like the Ben Kingsley character says to the little kid in the trailer for <a href=\"http:\/\/us.imdb.com\/title\/tt0108065\/\" target=\"new\"><i>Searching for Bobby Fischer<\/i><\/a>:  &#8220;Do you hate your opponents?&#8230;They hate you.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Of course, when SkyNet becomes self-aware, I will be first on its list.  Johnny C can wait.  It&#8217;s gotta make sure I don&#8217;t needle the developers into patching its self-awareness first.<\/p>\n<p>What was my point?  Oh, yeah.  Computers and their myriad and non-intuitive interfaces sux.  Werd.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am an A+ Certified Computer Technician, werd, and when I built my sooper (for the time) PC from a collection of suh-weet parts (dualie, DDR ram, 128 Mb UGP video, the works), I put it all together and flipped the switch on the back, and&#8230;. Nothing. Power supply didn&#8217;t start up or anything. 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