{"id":26196,"date":"2020-05-13T10:31:14","date_gmt":"2020-05-13T15:31:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=26196"},"modified":"2020-05-13T10:31:14","modified_gmt":"2020-05-13T15:31:14","slug":"oh-you-youngsters","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2020\/05\/13\/oh-you-youngsters\/","title":{"rendered":"Oh, You Youngsters"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So my boys were in the living room, dancing to &#8220;Astronomia&#8221;, and the oldest said, &#8220;Google Funeral Dancers.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I know what <a href=\"https:\/\/knowyourmeme.com\/memes\/coffin-dance-dancing-pallbearers\" target=\"_new\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">funeral dancers<\/a> are,&#8221; I said.<\/p>\n<p>The boy was taken a bit aback, but come on.<\/p>\n<p>You know the kids these days have been on the Web since they were born, <em>but<\/em><\/p>\n<p><b>I have been on the Web since <em>it<\/em> was born.<\/b><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So my boys were in the living room, dancing to &#8220;Astronomia&#8221;, and the oldest said, &#8220;Google Funeral Dancers.&#8221; &#8220;I know what funeral dancers are,&#8221; I said. The boy was taken a bit aback, but come on. You know the kids these days have been on the Web since they were born, but I have been [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26196","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26196","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26196"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26196\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":26197,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26196\/revisions\/26197"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26196"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26196"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26196"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}