{"id":26074,"date":"2020-04-23T10:52:09","date_gmt":"2020-04-23T15:52:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=26074"},"modified":"2020-04-22T18:57:36","modified_gmt":"2020-04-22T23:57:36","slug":"reminder","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2020\/04\/23\/reminder\/","title":{"rendered":"Reminder"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Remember, if you hit any open-the-state protesters with your car (<em>I am SOOOO essential, Karen!  I NEED TO DRIVE!<\/em>) this week, you should immediately sanitize the bumper and fender to ensure they don&#8217;t give you COVID-20.<\/p>\n<p>COVID-19?  Man, that&#8217;s so <em>yesterday<\/em>.  The hipster fear is now COVID-20.<\/p>\n<p>If the protester hits the windshield, <em>windshield washing fluid is not enough!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>And the media will cheer <em>you<\/em> for running down the protestors, unlike the Profa protesters a couple years ago.<\/p>\n<p><font size=\"1\"><i>Perhaps I need a category for sick or gallows humor since that runs so deep within me.  Also note: THIS IS NOT REAL ADVICE.  I realize if you&#8217;re old enough to need reading glasses to read this fine print, you&#8217;re not tempted, but kids these days.  GAWD!<\/i><\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Remember, if you hit any open-the-state protesters with your car (I am SOOOO essential, Karen! I NEED TO DRIVE!) this week, you should immediately sanitize the bumper and fender to ensure they don&#8217;t give you COVID-20. COVID-19? Man, that&#8217;s so yesterday. The hipster fear is now COVID-20. If the protester hits the windshield, windshield washing [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26074","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26074","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26074"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26074\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":26076,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26074\/revisions\/26076"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26074"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26074"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26074"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}