{"id":26041,"date":"2020-04-19T09:26:10","date_gmt":"2020-04-19T14:26:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=26041"},"modified":"2020-04-19T09:26:10","modified_gmt":"2020-04-19T14:26:10","slug":"the-snakehandlers-of-nogglestead","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2020\/04\/19\/the-snakehandlers-of-nogglestead\/","title":{"rendered":"The Snakehandlers Of Nogglestead"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday, we worked in the gardens of Nogglestead, and as I was turning the 16&#8242; by 16&#8242; vegetable bed with a spade, my beautiful wife and oldest son were working on the flower bed in the back yard.  And they called me over to handle a snake they found.<\/p>\n<p>We have a definite protocol for handling snakes at Nogglestead:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Remove or kill the snake.<\/li>\n<li>Research exactly how dangerous step 1 was.<\/li>\n<li>Exaggerate how dangerous it was.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/nature.mdc.mo.gov\/discover-nature\/field-guide\/prairie-ring-necked-snake\" target=\"_new\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Prairie ring-necked snake<\/a>?<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/giphy.com\/embed\/LpkLWXTp0v0qy70xPp\" width=\"480\" height=\"350\" frameBorder=\"0\" class=\"giphy-embed\" allowFullScreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/giphy.com\/gifs\/danger-steve-irwin-the-crocodile-hunter-LpkLWXTp0v0qy70xPp\">via GIPHY<\/a><\/p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday, we worked in the gardens of Nogglestead, and as I was turning the 16&#8242; by 16&#8242; vegetable bed with a spade, my beautiful wife and oldest son were working on the flower bed in the back yard. And they called me over to handle a snake they found. We have a definite protocol for [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26041","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26041","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26041"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26041\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":26042,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26041\/revisions\/26042"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26041"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26041"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26041"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}