{"id":25952,"date":"2020-04-06T08:01:29","date_gmt":"2020-04-06T13:01:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=25952"},"modified":"2020-04-06T06:57:54","modified_gmt":"2020-04-06T11:57:54","slug":"coronaschooling-efficiency-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2020\/04\/06\/coronaschooling-efficiency-edition\/","title":{"rendered":"Coronaschooling, Efficiency Edition"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today at Nogglestead, we&#8217;re doing some efficient homeschooling.  We&#8217;re studying both the Spanish language and sex education reviewing the works of Shakira.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/C7ssrLSheg4\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Eeesh, just kidding.  If I wanted my boys to be educated like that, I&#8217;d send them to public school.<\/p>\n<p>Although I own the album <em>She Wolf<\/em>, I really can&#8217;t watch the whole video.  I get to a certain point, and I start thinking less about how flexible Shakira is and more about how many adductor muscles I would tear if I tried to do what she&#8217;s doing.<\/p>\n<p>You know, a lot of time, I cross-post these gags on Facebook so people I&#8217;ve met in real life can see them, but I didn&#8217;t post this one as my Facebook friends list contains an awful lot of pastors.<\/p>\n<p>Sorry, Friar, I don&#8217;t mean to shock you with some of my more earthy posts.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today at Nogglestead, we&#8217;re doing some efficient homeschooling. We&#8217;re studying both the Spanish language and sex education reviewing the works of Shakira. Eeesh, just kidding. If I wanted my boys to be educated like that, I&#8217;d send them to public school. Although I own the album She Wolf, I really can&#8217;t watch the whole video. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25952","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25952","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25952"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25952\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25956,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25952\/revisions\/25956"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25952"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25952"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25952"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}