{"id":25913,"date":"2020-03-31T12:55:21","date_gmt":"2020-03-31T17:55:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=25913"},"modified":"2020-03-30T18:58:36","modified_gmt":"2020-03-30T23:58:36","slug":"coronavirus-update-patient-zero-found","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2020\/03\/31\/coronavirus-update-patient-zero-found\/","title":{"rendered":"Coronavirus Update: PATIENT ZERO FOUND"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Must credit MfBJN!<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/batboy.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>Fun fact: In the middle 1980s, when I was 13 or 14 years old, I was addicted to the tabloids.  Not the <em>National Enquirer<\/em> which had celebrity news.  I spent far too much money on <em>Weekly World News<\/em> and <em>The Sun<\/em> which had the crazy, unreal things in them.  Like Bat Boy.<\/p>\n<p>I would have better served myself in spending that lawn mowing money on comic books or blowing it on the Rampage machine up the hill at the U-Gas.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Must credit MfBJN! Fun fact: In the middle 1980s, when I was 13 or 14 years old, I was addicted to the tabloids. Not the National Enquirer which had celebrity news. I spent far too much money on Weekly World News and The Sun which had the crazy, unreal things in them. Like Bat Boy. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25913","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25913","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25913"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25913\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25914,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25913\/revisions\/25914"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25913"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25913"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25913"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}