{"id":25860,"date":"2020-03-18T13:17:36","date_gmt":"2020-03-18T18:17:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=25860"},"modified":"2020-03-18T10:51:58","modified_gmt":"2020-03-18T15:51:58","slug":"a-four-legged-book-snob","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2020\/03\/18\/a-four-legged-book-snob\/","title":{"rendered":"A Four-Legged Book Snob"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Isis, the current black cat, prefers hardbacked, 1000-page classical literature to cheap paperbacks like <em><a href=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2020\/03\/17\/book-report-deep-and-swift-the-executioner-148-1991\/\" target=\"_new\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Deep and Swift<\/a><\/em>:<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/booksnob.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>Of course, she judges a book based on the amount of resistance it provides when she scratches her cheek on it, and she prefers the thicker books and hardbacks for her self-gratification.<\/p>\n<p>She can&#8217;t actually <em>read<\/em> the books, gentle reader.<\/p>\n<p>She&#8217;s a great cat, but not <em>that<\/em> great.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Isis, the current black cat, prefers hardbacked, 1000-page classical literature to cheap paperbacks like Deep and Swift: Of course, she judges a book based on the amount of resistance it provides when she scratches her cheek on it, and she prefers the thicker books and hardbacks for her self-gratification. She can&#8217;t actually read the books, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[85],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25860","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cats"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25860","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25860"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25860\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25862,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25860\/revisions\/25862"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25860"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25860"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25860"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}